wolkong-vogono-bomb:

pwnedtheredsea:

wolkong-vogono-bomb:

Money to build a biblical ark.

Hey dude I could hook you up with Noah, he’s around here somewhere, the little fuck. trololo can’t believe he forgot the damn unicorns.

Oh, hey, Moses. Y U LET BALTHAZAR STEAL YOUR STAFF?

Hook me up with Noah, plz. He fine~

HAHA BALTH IS SUCH A TOSSER. I AIN’T BOVVERED.

WILL DO, BROSKI, WILL DO. HE’S PROBABLY AT THE BAR. SUCH AN ALCOHOLIC.

wolkong-vogono-bomb:

Money to build a biblical ark.

Hey dude I could hook you up with Noah, he’s around here somewhere, the little fuck. trololo can’t believe he forgot the damn unicorns.

thearchangelmichael:

Brother? Jesus?

Oh, Jesus. He got the musical gene from Jospeh, honestly AHAHAA

kali-thedestroyer:

thetricksterg:

I’ve only ever played around. Relationships, on the other hand, I have no experience with.

If only I could be surprised at this information…

For one, you only have sex with one person.

LOL GOOD LUCK WITH THAT. GABRIEL’S BEEN WITH LITERALLY EVERYONE IN THE HISTORY OF TIME. THAT DUDES GOT A LOT OF FREE TIME IN BETWEEN THE MESSAGES HE SENDS FOR GOD. NOT LIKE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION HAPPENS EVERY DAY HAHAHA

thewitchisback:

I….  redecorated your summer home in Hell.

Hope you like it ;D

NOW THAT IS SOMETHING I’D LIKE TO SEE HAHAH

ME TOO, POP, ME TOO.

OH MY MOLLY.

THAT SOUNDS BRILL

the-virgin-mary:

pwnedtheredsea:

SO I PUT MY HANDS UP
THEY’RE PLAYIN’ MY SONG
THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY
NODDIN’ MY HEAD LIKE YEAH
MOVIN’ MY HIPS LIKE YEAH

The fuck, Moe? That song is TERRIBLE.

SO I PUT MY HANDS UP
THEY’RE PLAYIN’ MY SONG
THE BUTTERFLIES FLY AWAY
NODDIN’ MY HEAD LIKE YEAH
MOVIN’ MY HIPS LIKE YEAH